I'm a Seattle native who likes MLP, Doctor Who, Homestuck, and an assortment of other wonderful things.


This video of Patrick Stump singing into a webcam popped up as a Related Video on YouTube and it’s hilarious because he’s just rocking out in an empty room. I can imagine someone walking in at any moment and him being like “MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM!”




literally wtf the fuck

i love how the balloon one is just like ????

what kind of black magic is this family


Griffinilla’s Untitled OC Collab Album!

This is a series of songs produced by Griffinilla (who did a lot of the music in the Friendship is Witchcraft parody series) in collaboration with a lot of other artists from the fandom. Each song is about a different OC and their story, traits, characteristics, whatever. A lot of the collaborating artists are also SoGaP-ites

  1. 40 Winks (with SoGreatAndPowerful) - An insomniac pony who wanders the town at night.
  2. Broken Horn (with Le Soldat Pony) - An old unicorn, left a disfigured widower after his wife was killed by a thief.
  3. Hard Knocks (with Alex Cole and Cats Millionaire) - It’s about an old and beaten up pony toy. Blurs the line between object and subject.
  4. Day Dreamer (with Caine) - A young pony with an active imagination. More upbeat than the last few.
  5. Love Letters (with Toastwaffle) - Probably my favorite. The song describes Love Letters very well, so just go listen to it!

40 Winks, Hard Knocks, and Love Letters have free downloads in the description.



These are “spurious correlations" (created by Tyler Vigen) paired with a comic (by XKCD).

Here’s the cool thing: Vigen points out that when we laugh at these correlations we are actually acting like scientists. He explains it better than I can in this video.

That’s one of my favorite xkcd comics!

I’ve been awake since 5am this morning, when I started my first full shift.

I think the best way I messed up today was when I mistook the canister cover for the spout on a whipped cream dispenser. After pressing the handle down a few times and hearing a hissing sound but not seeing any whipped cream coming out, I look at the counter, which was obscured from my vision by my hands, and see that I flooded the whole work surface in front of me with whipped cream.

My first shift by myself is next Friday.

Creepy Qs

1. Do you believe in aliens?

2. Do you believe in ghosts?

3. Favorite urban legend?

4. Favorite classic monster?

5. Favorite horror movie?

6. Favorite science fiction movie?

7. Are you a Rocky Horror Picture Show virgin?

8. Would you become an immortal if you had the choice?

9. Would you sleep in a haunted house?

10. Your worst fear?

11. Ever had a recurring nightmare?

12. If you were a witch, what would your powers be like?

13. Near death experience?

14. What would be your weapons in the zombie apocalypse?

15. Are you afraid of the dark?

16. If your soul was an animal, what would it be?

17. Favorite fairy tale?

18. What would you do if you knew it was the last day of Earth?

19. Is there anyone you would die for?

20. Do you believe in reincarnation?



A compilation of me being a cock.

The majority of these were done by perfectsloth with some edits by theokid. Fuck you I love you guys. 

Haha might as well reblog this too. It deserves to be seen.

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)